thedailywhat:

OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Dad asks his adorable baby daughter to play favourites.

[sisfti.]

a must see.

I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that Youtube video. I knew we need a backup plan. The boat was actually Plan C, the church was Plan B and Plan A was marrying her a long long time ago; pretty much the day I met her.

thedailywhat:

Mock Moral Outrage of the Day: Fox and Friends co-hosts Steve Doocy, Gretchen Carlson, and Brian Kilmeade have a conniption over Grinnell College’s transgender-friendly gender-neutral facilities, remain the absolute worst while doing so.

“They want to be a place welcoming to all.” The hell you say.

(Oh, and Grinnell actually began offering gender-neutral housing policy three years ago and it’s been going swimmingly, but don’t let that fact get in the way of your faux-pearl-clutching, FOX.)

[dmr / mediamatters / videogum.]

should I break the news to them that at MIT we did have co-ed bathrooms? So there sometimes were dudes in the next shower? And clearly that was single-handedly responsible for my moral and sexual corruption? oh wait…

thedailywhat:

Risky Romantic Gesture of the Day: Old and Busted: Surprise birthday party. New Hotness: Surprise wedding.

[vvv.]

I don’t think I would want this for myself, but it is still incredibly sweet.

thedailywhat:

BAMF of the Day: Matt Damon defends teachers at the Save Our Schools Million Teacher March in DC, remains a f*cking badass while doing so.

(sNSFW, necessary expletive.)

Below: Damon delivers the event’s headliner speech.

[u-b-d / ratsoff / paa.]

makes me want to reconsider putting him in my list.

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: In a provocative spoken-word piece entitled “The God Or The Man,” Jamie DeWolf, great-grandson of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, excoriates his great-grandfather for the “legacy of lies I still carries in my last name.”

Posting on Reddit, DeWolf writes:

i knew this story would die with me as no one else in my family will go on the record anymore about it. it’s a Scientology symbol on my right arm, the Zodiac Killer on my left, they both represent to me reminders of what happens when artists go wrong and all of us have gods and killers inside us. plus I’m a fan of irony. and it’s an awesome thing to expose to a Scientologist when they try to sell me a dianetics book.

[reddit.]

Interesting timing, as I was just reading 1984 on my way to work.

thedailywhat:

Twist Ending of the Day: At yesterday’s Amazing Spider-Man panel at SDCC, a cosplaying audience member took control of the mic and delivered a few heartfelt words before removing his mask and revealing his true identity.

[hitfix.]

AHH too cute! this officially solidifies him on my Top 3 list. although i guess it wasn’t that hard, since matt damon and jake gyllenhaal are getting kind of old. but still!

thedailywhat:

PSA of the Day: Alamo Drafthouse co-founder and CEO Tim League tries to get Jesse Eisenberg to record one of the cinema chain’s familiar “Don’t Talk” PSAs, ends up recording a “Do Talk” PSA instead.

[drafthouse / vulture.]

haha I can’t tell if he’s trying to be funny? but I actually quite enjoyed this.

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: Jersey Shore 4: This time, it’s exactly the same as last time.

[strikegently (nsfw).]

one of the most absurd things I’ve ever seen

makes me smile every time.